Sexy Talk

Dear Carl,

My girlfriend keeps trying to play with my butt during sex. I like creativity, but not that much. How do I stop this?

- Stink Finga

What’s wrong with a little gentle fondling or slapping? Mild pain can be pleasure in the heat of the moment, pushing the prostate might be pushing the issue, though.

It could be worse. Supposing the chick keeps upping the action by the back door, you should check for any signs of her fantasies - anal beads, plugs, etc.

If she still goes for the brown-eye, you’ve gotta ask yourself if a little ass-action will work both ways.

Just don’t pass out before the action is done. She might get ideas that will leave you sore in the morning, or at least wishing for some K-Y.
   
- HCL

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