Carl, I really hate cops. But an extremely attractive University Police officer wrote her number on my latest underage drinking ticket. What do I do?
- Hot Pursuit
Dear Hot Pursuit -
Wow. You are one lucky underage drinker. First off, I didn’t know we had any such officers on campus, so that’s certainly news to me. First things first -- Did you do a wedding ring check?
Normally the ring doesn’t matter to me, but you don’t need the hassle that some crazy cop husband would certainly afford you. Cops aren’t to be trifled with, but cops who find out that their wife has been unfaithful are much scarier animals.
If that ring finger was bare, however, I’d say you should leap at this opportunity like a jungle cat.
Judging by her line of work, she is definitely a fan of control, and there is nothing sexier than a woman who digs control. Add a sweet cop uniform to that equation, throw in some cuffs, and you’ve got yourself one solid fling right there.
- HCL
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