Sexy Talk

I went into the shower this morning to discover when the water hit my back that long strips of skin layers were missing.  How do I tell my girlfriend to tone it down?

- Strips

Dear Strips,

You probably like kinky stuff if you only care about this the morning after, so try to get her to branch out. 

Try biting, whipping or choking to make things zestier, you freak.  A good hand-shaped bruise looks good and doesn’t sting in the shower. 

All three explore pleasure and pain and don’t dig up the skin, unless you really get into it. 
Heck, you can’t do worse than David Carradine or a Naked Lunch.  Give ‘em a try. 

Remember the old phrase: ‘do unto others…’

- HCL

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