The B-Side Presents ...

1. Police finally put wrap on stolen mummy case

2. Polar bears in danger of extinction, skating on thin ice

3. Helium prices increase due to inflation

4. Man loves bear, gives hug

5. Tank disappears after being painted with camouflage

6. Hopscotch team skips class

7. Man wants to give hunting a shot

8. High school football receiver catches flu, misses school, fumbles exam

9. Conductor can't get out of station, needs training

10. Pancake maker battered after a fight

11. Ice cream still cool, children say

12. Library thief gets the book thrown at him

13. New ad plugs outlet mall

14. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless, experts say

15. Boomerangs are making a comeback

16. City plans to fix stoplights in red light district

17. Tortilla chip salesman goes salsa dancing

18. Man says getting fat off of bakery items is a piece of cake

19. Woman writes letter to Hoover, says her vacuum sucks

20. Landscapers found to be abusing drugs, need to lay off the grass